Thursday, March 19, 2009

bOObs By: Maggie Pingolt

Dear Fashionistas:

I hope you are all pulling out your tank tops and dresses: there's a heat wave a' comin'!

On a more serious note I'd like to discuss two incidents I've come across quite frequently in the past couple days.

Incident 1: boob
Incident 2: boob

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Keep them to your self!

Now, if there's any question to the meaning of the previous equation, I shall explain.

Shirts should cover the breasts, breasts should never have a problem staying within the confines of a shirt, near nipple-age is illegal.

Think of it this way: do you ever see part or most of a man's penis over his jeans? Yea, well, if you have-- you don't count!

The point is: keep your boobs covered just like you do your secrets because they're not for everyone to see.

Sincerely,

Annoyed A-Cup.

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